Urban Dictionary

Susan showed me this. Most of my definitions are totally true lol. Okay, maybe not the 'booty' part. :) Check out how accurate the rest of the names are--I picked my favorite ones, but these are literally what they say (lucas' is the best!):

~Urban Dictionary's definition of:~


*Samantha*
1.)Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.
Damn, that Samantha is too cute for words.
2.)A girl who is not a skank, but is very attractive and lovable, She has an adorable face too.
Guy 1:Dude my girlfriends very attractive
Guy 2:is she a skank?
Guy 1:Nope, shes a samantha

*John*
1.) a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse
2.) A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.
"Have you seen Waynes john?"

*Lucas*
1.) Super-Badass kid. Usually does incredibly stupid things. All around leader. Extremely attractive and cool.
Fly as a motha-fucka.
Kid: Wow, he's such a Lucas.
Other Kid: I know right?
2.) Lucas is the most amazing person you will ever meet, Lucas is sweet, kind and beautiful. Lucas will bring light to your life and love to your heart.
Biblical Meaning: Light of God-Bringer of Light
People with this name tend to be balanced, and receptive to cooperation. They are the ideal partner and seek peace.
I love my Lucas, he is my sweet angel baby!

*Olivia*
1.)A beautiful wonderful hearted girl.
Wonderful to talk to . Always there for someone, great person. Absolutely FUN.
That girl Olivia is awesome.
2.) An AMAZING name. Also a good adjective for any girl who is gorgeous, smart, funny, talented, loving, loved, and fabulous in general. If you are considering having a kid, name it Olivia: despite the sex.
That girl isn't named Olivia? She totally should be!

Do yours and post the accurate/funny ones!